About the Booblies

It all started on a dark and stormy night... or maybe it was a bright and sunny day? Either way, I was stuck inside alone sick with COVID quarantining and I couldn't stand looking at my TV anymore.

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So being the stupid, silly bitch I am, I decided to ask one of the men in my rotation if he wanted to see a picture of my "Sick Tits" and sent this...

 

 

 

 

 

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After I got the laugh I wanted--effectively draining this man of his very lifeforce and thereby sustaining my succubal subversion of gender norms--I realized I needed to do more than send these to just some dude. So, I sent my silly little Booblies to my friends for a light laugh but instead creativity caught fire and it spiraled into the increasingly elaborate mammary masterpieces you see here today!

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Even though my designs are very silly, to me they are my way of confronting the irrational policing of femme bodies by showing that breasts are not inherently sexual. Currently I only use my body for these designs and I know that they fit into the idiotic patriarchal standards of "good" boobs but I want to expand into using boobs of all races, genders, sizes and shapes to create an inclusive environment where all bodies are celebrated as something fun and interesting rather than something sexual or desirable.

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I figured what better way to put my engineering degree to good use than to sell my tits on the internet to perverts!

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Enjoy... pervs*

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*But like... in a hot way